24 photos to show why you should never visit Cornwall

24 photos to show why you should never, ever, visit Cornwall.

1. Awful beaches

2. Ugly islands

3. Boring theatres

4. Terrible ice cream

5. Unattractive fishing villages

6. Mundane stories

7. No water sports

8. Boring walks

9. Dirty seas

10. Little history

11. Disappointing views

12. Hideous harbours

13. Plain gardens

14. Uninspiring transport links

15. Ugly boats

16. No nature reserves

17. Few remnants of a proud past

18. Still awful beaches

19. Did I mention the views weren’t worth it?

20. Not a pretty harbour in sight

21. No nice pubs

22. Bland menus

23. No tourist attractions

24. Lacking traditional local food

Have I missed any reasons not to visit Cornwall?

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7 thoughts on “24 photos to show why you should never visit Cornwall

  1. You didn’t post any pictures of Hayle beach, its tiny even at low tide and no sand anywhere 😉
    Also no fancy restaurants 😉

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